You love your Facebook friends so much, right? They all mean the world to you. There is Alice, the quiet girl that you vaguely remember from camp, and then there is Morgan, the guy that sat next to you at that weird office where you worked six years ago. In conclusion, you are super tight with all of them, and you want to think about them at all hours of the day and night. Well, the best way to do that is to follow the example of this woman in the Netherlands: Tattoo pictures of them all on your arm. And then the most awesome thing is that even if someone de-friends you, you'll always have them right there — staring back at you, reminding you that you were in some way objectionable enough as a person that they no longer wanted to have even the most casual of electronic contact with you. Yayyy!
Tuesday, June 7, 2011