Previously: Stone Cold Internet Princesses.
Jim Behrle needs a job.
But where is the Masterlock key on my keyboard?
(For real, though, I love these and I especially love that they are emoticons drawn on construction paper.)
@theharpoon: c[]
@Hot mayonnaise: Additional brackets mimic the ribbed steel of the lock:
c[][]
… sort of.
I didn't know I needed these emoticons, but yes, yes I do!
@Katie Walsh ;$ (that's my emoticon for "I just ate a delicious piece of very tart key lime pie)
@theharpoon Yowza! My key lime pie was super tart! But delish. I left the rest at my dad's house, here is my emoticon for that ~:-(3 (it's a furrowed brow with bottom lip sticking out).
@Katie Walsh It is also strikingly similar to Peter Griffin's ballsack chin!
8=:)=8
@one cow.
OK, but what's the safe-emoticon?
\\ %—O—% | | ] [ % %
@atipofthehat
u–8 <—old timey handcuff key
I'm trying to see it, but 8=:)=8 just looks like a baker with implants
You can almost do Sorry, I Am A Vampire with the Euro symbol:
;€
@sorry your heinous: Sorry, I Am A Vampire Trying Not To Worry About That Whole Greek Thing?
@Bittersweet Perfect
William Carlos Williams FTMFW.
@Clare Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold.
~:B
Bad hair, bad teeth
\*/ .|. —
This works as either "I need a martini" or "I'm going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."
@ejcsanfran and aren't those really the same emotion anyway?
@cherrispryte: and aren't those really the same only emotion anyway?
There, fixed.
My dad used to sign his emails <>8==~~~~~ for "Squid Dad"
@MollyculeTheory More like squirt dad ew
*<:o>-| = want to have a doll head wine glass party?
8===D~~ I have been waiting for the chance to share this vulgarity.
( o Y o )
this is my favorite. who doesnt love emoticon boobies?
@honeybadger: I thought it was an owl.
@ejcsanfran It works on both levels.
@honeybadger That is so awesome.
Haha, how timely! I just sent my son (who works in a deli) the emoticon for "stop laughing at my hairnet":
C#:'-/
))<>((
-<-'<
I'm going to send this to my wife. You see, I'm the romantic type.
NEVER MEET SUCH A JERK
the sexting emoticon = gpoy the guy that i'm sexting lately sends the most graphic bizarre sexts that simultaneously horrify and arouse
(Just putting these all in one place. Clip & Save!) IHBYSBOSTKOLI ẋჰ O? ‡ↂ IHETPTWITI ʭ PDSTNPTTMZ `.ɬ ICFAHBWBTOKA :‥∫ PHTG ⊂[][] SIAAV ; € PTMU 8=:)=8
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But where is the Masterlock key on my keyboard?
(For real, though, I love these and I especially love that they are emoticons drawn on construction paper.)
@theharpoon: c[]
@Hot mayonnaise: Additional brackets mimic the ribbed steel of the lock:
c[][]
… sort of.
I didn't know I needed these emoticons, but yes, yes I do!
@Katie Walsh ;$
(that's my emoticon for "I just ate a delicious piece of very tart key lime pie)
@theharpoon Yowza! My key lime pie was super tart! But delish. I left the rest at my dad's house, here is my emoticon for that ~:-(3 (it's a furrowed brow with bottom lip sticking out).
@Katie Walsh It is also strikingly similar to Peter Griffin's ballsack chin!
8=:)=8
@one cow.
OK, but what's the safe-emoticon?
\\
%—O—%
| |
] [
% %
@atipofthehat
u–8 <—old timey handcuff key
I'm trying to see it, but 8=:)=8 just looks like a baker with implants
You can almost do Sorry, I Am A Vampire with the Euro symbol:
;€
@sorry your heinous: Sorry, I Am A Vampire Trying Not To Worry About That Whole Greek Thing?
@Bittersweet Perfect
William Carlos Williams FTMFW.
@Clare
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.
~:B
Bad hair, bad teeth
\*/
.|.
—
This works as either "I need a martini" or "I'm going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."
@ejcsanfran and aren't those really the same emotion anyway?
@cherrispryte: and aren't those really the
sameonly emotion anyway?There, fixed.
My dad used to sign his emails <>8==~~~~~ for "Squid Dad"
@MollyculeTheory More like squirt dad ew
*<:o>-| = want to have a doll head wine glass party?
8===D~~ I have been waiting for the chance to share this vulgarity.
( o Y o )
this is my favorite. who doesnt love emoticon boobies?
@honeybadger: I thought it was an owl.
@ejcsanfran It works on both levels.
@honeybadger That is so awesome.
Haha, how timely! I just sent my son (who works in a deli) the emoticon for "stop laughing at my hairnet":
C#:'-/
))<>((
I'm going to send this to my wife. You see, I'm the romantic type.
NEVER MEET SUCH A JERK
the sexting emoticon = gpoy
the guy that i'm sexting lately sends the most graphic bizarre sexts that simultaneously horrify and arouse
(Just putting these all in one place. Clip & Save!)
ʭ
IHBYSBOSTKOLI ẋჰ
O? ‡ↂ
IHETPTWITI
PDSTNPTTMZ `.ɬ
ICFAHBWBTOKA :‥∫
PHTG ⊂[][]
SIAAV ; €
PTMU 8=:)=8