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Wednesday, June 22, 2011

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Emoticons We Need in These Troubled Times

Previously: Stone Cold Internet Princesses.

Jim Behrle needs a job.

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theharpoon

But where is the Masterlock key on my keyboard?

theharpoon

(For real, though, I love these and I especially love that they are emoticons drawn on construction paper.)

Hot mayonnaise

@theharpoon: c[]

ELECTROMAGNETIC CHAOS

@Hot mayonnaise: Additional brackets mimic the ribbed steel of the lock:

c[][]

... sort of.

Katie Walsh

I didn't know I needed these emoticons, but yes, yes I do!

theharpoon

@Katie Walsh ;$
(that's my emoticon for "I just ate a delicious piece of very tart key lime pie)

Katie Walsh

@theharpoon Yowza! My key lime pie was super tart! But delish. I left the rest at my dad's house, here is my emoticon for that ~:-(3 (it's a furrowed brow with bottom lip sticking out).

kayjay

@Katie Walsh It is also strikingly similar to Peter Griffin's ballsack chin!

one cow.

8=:)=8

atipofthehat

@one cow.

OK, but what's the safe-emoticon?

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one cow.

@atipofthehat

u--8 <---old timey handcuff key

Patrick M

I'm trying to see it, but 8=:)=8 just looks like a baker with implants

sorry your heinous

You can almost do Sorry, I Am A Vampire with the Euro symbol:

;€

Bittersweet

@sorry your heinous: Sorry, I Am A Vampire Trying Not To Worry About That Whole Greek Thing?

sorry your heinous

@Bittersweet Perfect

Clare

William Carlos Williams FTMFW.

Anne

@Clare
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

parallel-lines

~:B

Bad hair, bad teeth

ejcsanfran

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This works as either "I need a martini" or "I'm going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."

cherrispryte

@ejcsanfran and aren't those really the same emotion anyway?

ejcsanfran

@cherrispryte: and aren't those really the same only emotion anyway?

There, fixed.

MollyculeTheory

My dad used to sign his emails <>8==~~~~~ for "Squid Dad"

Pound of Salt

@MollyculeTheory More like squirt dad ew

Katie Heaney

*<:o>-| = want to have a doll head wine glass party?

whizz_dumb

8===D~~ I have been waiting for the chance to share this vulgarity.

honeybadger

( o Y o )

this is my favorite. who doesnt love emoticon boobies?

ejcsanfran

@honeybadger: I thought it was an owl.

brista128

@ejcsanfran It works on both levels.

shenannies

@honeybadger That is so awesome.

MoonBat

Haha, how timely! I just sent my son (who works in a deli) the emoticon for "stop laughing at my hairnet":

C#:'-/

Ozzie, The Last Hairbender

:)-<-'<

I'm going to send this to my wife. You see, I'm the romantic type.

1saidweres1nking

the sexting emoticon = gpoy
the guy that i'm sexting lately sends the most graphic bizarre sexts that simultaneously horrify and arouse

Patrick M

(Just putting these all in one place. Clip & Save!)
IHBYSBOSTKOLI      ẋჰ
O?                            ‡ↂ
IHETPTWITI      :)ʭ
PDSTNPTTMZ      `.ɬ
ICFAHBWBTOKA      :‥∫
PHTG                ⊂[][]
SIAAV              ; €
PTMU              8=:)=8

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