Previously: Stone Cold Internet Princesses.
Jim Behrle needs a job.
art, the internet, sexting, emoticons, jim behrle
But where is the Masterlock key on my keyboard?
(For real, though, I love these and I especially love that they are emoticons drawn on construction paper.)
@Hot mayonnaise: Additional brackets mimic the ribbed steel of the lock:
... sort of.
I didn't know I needed these emoticons, but yes, yes I do!
@Katie Walsh ;$
(that's my emoticon for "I just ate a delicious piece of very tart key lime pie)
@theharpoon Yowza! My key lime pie was super tart! But delish. I left the rest at my dad's house, here is my emoticon for that ~:-(3 (it's a furrowed brow with bottom lip sticking out).
@Katie Walsh It is also strikingly similar to Peter Griffin's ballsack chin!
OK, but what's the safe-emoticon?
u--8 <---old timey handcuff key
I'm trying to see it, but 8=:)=8 just looks like a baker with implants
You can almost do Sorry, I Am A Vampire with the Euro symbol:
@sorry your heinous: Sorry, I Am A Vampire Trying Not To Worry About That Whole Greek Thing?
William Carlos Williams FTMFW.
they were delicious
and so cold.
Bad hair, bad teeth
This works as either "I need a martini" or "I'm going to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge."
@ejcsanfran and aren't those really the same emotion anyway?
@cherrispryte: and aren't those really the same only emotion anyway?
My dad used to sign his emails <>8==~~~~~ for "Squid Dad"
@MollyculeTheory More like squirt dad ew
*<:o>-| = want to have a doll head wine glass party?
8===D~~ I have been waiting for the chance to share this vulgarity.
( o Y o )
this is my favorite. who doesnt love emoticon boobies?
@honeybadger: I thought it was an owl.
@ejcsanfran It works on both levels.
@honeybadger That is so awesome.
Haha, how timely! I just sent my son (who works in a deli) the emoticon for "stop laughing at my hairnet":
I'm going to send this to my wife. You see, I'm the romantic type.
NEVER MEET SUCH A JERK
the sexting emoticon = gpoy
the guy that i'm sexting lately sends the most graphic bizarre sexts that simultaneously horrify and arouse
(Just putting these all in one place. Clip & Save!)
SIAAV ; €
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