The 1920s wisdom of Dr. Eliza Taylor Ransom.
But wait, what is spooning? Unfortunately, she doesn't clarify. Because it can't just be ... spooning? Whatever it is, it may solve divorce.
Dr. Ransom also speaks on the benefit of revealing clothes, and, sort of vampirically, on the beauty of a man's neck.
Take off your collar, man, and teach us how to spoon.
[Found at Radcliffe's Schlesinger Library and passed along by Kim. Thanks, Kim!]