Come closer. I need to tell you something, but I don’t want everyone on the internet to hear: There are only four installments of Relationshapes left. (PAUSE FOR YOU TO SCREAM IN ANGUISH.) We need to take the most of our limited time left together — meet me under the stone archway at the edge of Website Village and I’ll sing you a song.
And now, on with the show!
Would you like to be a guest artist on Relationshapes? Draw a shape and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org … the best shapes will be featured in a future installment of Relationshapes!
(There were no voicemail messages this week for some reason.)
Previously: Relationshapes: Part Twelve.
David Rees is a former political cartoonist. Now he is an artisanal pencil sharpener.