Hey gals, what have you been up to this week? Did you eat dinner at a fancy restaurant? Did you splurge and buy that new dress with the shiny pockets? What about taking a trip on a lover’s sailboat, or indulging in a full-body scrub with a bonus facial scrub at “Le Zing,” the hottest salon? Did you do any of those things?
Or what about the nicest treat of all: reading a new edition of Relationshapes??? Yeah, you did that. That’s why you’re a queen.
Well, here’s one message I never thought I’d hear on Relationshapes HQ’s answering machine:
“Hello, is this Relationshapes HQ? My name is Callista Gingrich. I’m Newt Gingrich’s current wife and a proud supporter of his campaign for President. I also dearly love your Relationshapes cartoons. I was wondering if you’d be interested in making comics for the campaign: something like ‘Gingrichationshapes’ or ‘Newtationgingriches.’ Don’t worry, we have lots of money. Please call me back to discuss this, and also to discuss if you would like to have an affair with me — you’d have to convert to Catholicism, but I’d make it worth your while. (PHONE WINK)”
Gulp. What should I do?
To view this special macroscopic Relationshape, simply stand 1,000 feet away from your computer screen and enjoy!