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Monday, May 9, 2011

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"Believe It Or Not" Salad and Other Dishes From the 1933 Congressional Cook Book


Here, let me make you something delicious.

The backstory (or just skip down to the recipes):

Some recipes are confusing:

Some are helpful:

Some are strangely appealing:

Some are from Edith Roosevelt, the president's second wife:

Some come with poems:

Some have great names:

Don't bring a knife to a porch affair:

We're expected to start shrinking at 60:

And, my favorite:

Believe it:

[Thanks, Eric!]



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raised amongst catalogs

Yum-Yum Gems would be a fantastic stage name for a stripper.

young preeezy

@vanillawaif +100

one cow.

i was super pleased to see that my weight fell just below where the chart placed me! then i realized i was looking at the men's chart. :( ye olde ladies be dainty!

raised amongst catalogs

@one cow. And be no taller than five feet, ten inches.

AllisonWonderland

@one cow. I had the exact same experience!

Sydney C

@one cow. Same!

one cow.

@vanillawaif and drop dead at 65 while the menfolk live on.

raised amongst catalogs

@one cow But what will they have to live for without women to make them such imaginative foods?

madamvonsassypants

@vanillawaif WHO WILL TAKE THE CARDS???

naptime

@one cow. Haha, I did that too!

raised amongst catalogs

@madamvonsassypants !!!!!!!!!!

boyofdestiny

No, I don't believe it.

alpelican

135? Yeah, when I was in the eighth grade, MAYBE.

Quick Brown Fox

I definitely need to find more recipes that include a step to "milk the cow into the liquor."

ejcsanfran

@Quick Brown Fox: Also a useful tactic when looking for a date.

formergr

@Quick Brown Fox Was coming here to comment on same thing. How great is that as a recipe step?!

ejcsanfran

I wonder which is actually worse for you: eating bacon or eating bananas doused with carcinogenic red dye?

Rebecca

I have a congressional cookbook from the 90s—there are so many jello salads!

Matt Langer

"(Figures allow for average clothing. Deduct 4% for net weight.)"

4%! I will never again bother disrobing before stepping on the scale now that I know what I can get away with. "Oh that's much too high! Let me just take off a quick 4% to account for [this suit of armor/these rollerskates/my fourteen Olympic gold medals I wear everywhere]."

City_Dater

@Matt Langer

It made me think of an aunt who used to say "subtract 10 lbs for clothes" whenever anyone discussed weight -- and at any time of year, as if anything short of steel-toed boots and a full-length insulated wool coat could add that much.

Bittersweet

@City_Dater: I have a suede coat that *might* weigh 10 lbs, perhaps I should wear it to every doctor's appt, even in July.

itsureiswindy

i collect old weird recipe booklets. i love this article and i love believe it or not salad. just today i bought a booklet of bundt pan recipes featuring the ominous sausage cake.

Quick Brown Fox

@itsureiswindy My beloved local butcher, Stumpy's Country Meats (which sadly just closed!), sold kielbasa loaf. Like they made a bunch of kielbasa mix, but instead of putting it in casings, they put it in a regular ole loaf pan. I know it's not really any more gross than a kielbasa link, but I just couldn't.

TheFang

@Quick Brown Fox That just sounds like super tasty meat loaf.

madamvonsassypants

I have an awesome 1949 copy of Esquire's Handbook for Hosts that has some doozies of recipes with... boozies.

Love stuff like this, although I debate cooking with sour milk.

City_Dater

@madamvonsassypants

In baking, it's pretty common -- adding a little lemon juice or vinegar to whole milk makes what is usually considered a "buttermilk substitute" for such purposes. This was probably true in 1933 as well.

formergr

So does anyone know if the bacon-in-milk trick works? I have never heard of this, but am intrigued.

theharpoon

@formergr I never understand it when people want bacon not to be crispy.

peenerbambina

@formergr I was wondering the exact same thing.

Perham

All I thought of was this:
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home."

alpelican

@Perham And now it's stuck in my head. Thank you.

distrighema

They still publish these things, and they're still absurd! http://www.virtualcities.com/ons/id/gov/idgvlc10.htm

totallyunoriginal

Can someone please make Egg Lemonade? I'm very curious...just not curious enough to actually eat a raw egg. : )

Nick Douglas

@totallyunoriginal Done!

whateverlolawants

Wonder how much it costs to "have the butcher bone a fresh ham."

MollyculeTheory

Um if by "bacon and eggs" you mean "deranged alien frog face," Mrs. John A. Martin.

Nick Douglas

I made the egg lemonade. It's pretty tasty and normal! I shot a video to prove it.

adriana

@Nick Douglas Haha! That was great! Love the reaction.

Nick Douglas

@adriana I think I'm gonna try it again some time with a clementine.

totallyunoriginal

@Nick Douglas Okay now I'm reaaaaally curious about this stuff! Great reaction, btw.

fareby_galore

@Nick Douglas My hero!

thelastword

The egg lemonade is a proper virgin whiskey sour. Awesome.

pama

I'm reaaaaally curious about this stuff! Great reaction, btobat kolesterol

383740544@twitter

The egg lemonade is a proper virgin whiskey sour. Awesome. sbothai

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