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Alternate Titles for Sheryl Crow’s New Cookbook, If It Makes You Healthy: More Than 100 Delicious Recipes Inspired by the Seasons

Anything But Sit-Down: Quick Snacks for Your Next Cocktail Party

A Chanterelle Would Do You Good: 50 Things to Make With Foraged Mushrooms

All I Wanna Fondue

Everyday Is a Suckling Roast: Hosting a Luau on a Budget

My Favorite Mix Cake: Simple Ways to Dress Up Duncan Hines

S’More S’More

The First Cut Is the Cheapest: Do-it-Yourself Butchery with Sheryl

Always on the Side: Low-Cal Salad Dressings You Can Make in Minutes

Soak Up the Sun-Dried Tomato: Reconstituting Your Own Fruits and Vegetables

Are You Strong Enough to be My Meal? — Protein Rich Dinners for Two

Emily Weiss writes for The Tangential and will never be Weird Al.



11 Comments / Post A Comment

Anna Marquardt

My friend and I use the term "desk-busted" to describe something that makes you laugh noticeably enough for your coworkers to bust you for not working.

This was the ultimate desk-buster many times over. I applaud you.

Anne

Eating Crow

Four and Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a Pie: And the Black Birds are Crow...Which is Also the Author's Last Name

Crow, Crow, Crow Your Oat

"Share!" You'll Crow.

DoctorDisaster

Now all these songs are stuck in my head for the first time in more than a decade.

Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

EleanorRigby

I'm Gonna Soak Up the Sundries

insouciantlover

The working title just seems to lead to the obvious, no? "It can't be that bad" is not gonna make me want to eat your kale and lentil salad, Sheryl.

likethestore

Every time I think of "My Favourite Mix Cake" I shriek a little.

knucklefish

When I was in ninth grade, I listened to Sheryl Crow and thought it was kind of badass. When most badass song is turned into a cookbook title, all illusions are officially dashed. On the bright side, giggles ensued.

Ward Hegedus@twitter

I'm incredibly disappointed no one has gone with the ever classy "If it makes you gassy"

whizz_dumb

She's definitely grabbing his junk as that photo was taken (I'm also classy)

Man's Guide To Love@twitter

Until The Sunny Side Up Over Easy or Scramble With Chard

whateverlolawants

No One Said It Would Be Cheesy: Adventures in Vegan Pizza
Everyday is a Winding Toad: Witches' Brews and Potions

Everyone else beat me to the good ones. 15-year Sheryl Crow fan... terribly amused by such a silly book title.

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