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"If there is a whale version of the King of Pop, he likely resides off the coast of eastern Australia, because that is where the popular tune of the season has always originated." —Researchers have found that male whales make up fun songs that then spread like Top 40 hits throughout the ocean. Whoa, what if Michael Jackson was reincarnated as a whale and is now living off the coast of eastern Australia?












In a handful of years, Ahab'll be after him.