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The Comfort Your Mother Deserves
For Mother's Day this year, here's something to consider:
Life moves too quickly. Help rejuvenate your mom with a day at the spa, indulge her with chocolates and flowers, help her relax and slow down from her fast-paced world full of deadlines, commitments and obligations. And help her be more comfortable with Replens, A Long Lasting Vaginal Moisturizer.
That's from a pitch sent to Mom 101, with the subject line: "Pamper yourself or your mom with the comfort she deserves this Mother’s Day." ("It was years ago, Mom, but I do remember it seeming kind of dry?") Replens is available at drug stores nationwide for about $18; Mother's Day is May 8.
My mom swears by Papa John's Garlic Butter dipping sauce.
#ForDeepandBOD
She's only swearing because it burns.
Cures yeast infections, though.
holy shit!! why Edith!?? and forget giving it to your mom…save it for V-day and give it to your Old Broad, ya dirty old lady chasers!!
also…from SNL "classic ESPN skit"
when you wanna fit in Paco, put a little sauce on that taco!, KY Jelly!
no foreplay today!? thats OKAY! KY Jelly!
if you dont wanna see sparks where your penis parts..KY JELLY!
and i swear by Ranch Dressing….STC…so cool and refreshing!
I have been wondering this off-and-on for like 20 years and this seems as good a time/place as any to ask: when they talk about how women's vaginas lose moisture when they get older, do they mean just for sex purposes? Or is it somehow, like, uncomfortable to just walk around and be normal because you're like "ow, my pussy is so dry!", like cottonmouth or something? If anyone knows, please answer this. Thank you.
From someone ancient and reputable: "no one I know has said that. Ever." and "walking, running, dancing, shoveling snow, all that IS NO PROBLEM."
The person who crafted this pitch just unlocked a new level of "reaching".
I can see how it might get dry "down there" as you get older — I've definitely noticed dryness after being on the pill for a few years, and it's probably the same set of hormones at work. It can be vaguely uncomfortable — but only to the point of making me shift in my seat a bit. I can't imagine wanting to wear lube all day (or whatever that product is; I assume it's lube).