Relationshapes!
Cappuccinos. . . Lexus sedans. . . Dolce & Gabbana underwear. . . you love the finer things in life. And that’s why, when it comes to choosing an internet cartoon, you turn to Relationshapes. So let down your hair, paint your nails any color you want, and enjoy!
I was wandering around NYC last weekend when I was accosted by yet another Relationshapes superfan. I had to take down his message by hand because I didn’t have an answering machine for him to speak into. Here’s the partial transcript:
“Do you know if the 6 train is running . . . oh wait, I recognize you . . . you’re Relationshapes guy! Big fan . . . love you, love those shapes (etc.) . . . first thing I read every morning . . . you smell incredible, is that Dolce & Gabbana Underwear Cologne (Yes) . . . it’s me, Mario Batali, the famous chef . . . gift certificate to my restaurant . . . eat all you want . . . my hero . . . it would do me honor if you would wear my strange clogs . . . etc. etc. ”
Previously: Relationshapes: Part Five
David Rees is a former political cartoonist. Now he is an artisanal pencil sharpener.
in that last one, is that voldemort?
umm…WOW.there the fuck is his face!??
*where!!
What is she doing with her hand?
She has a really long arm.
The bowtie really adds a touch of grandeur to the lawyer shape.
I smell a sitcom.
Melatoninashionshapes are racist.
Yes, and melaninationshapes make me sooo sleepy.
Strike that & reverse it.
so much time and so little to do.
Totally! Maureen Dowd is the worst!
Also, I just painted my nails a color that I wanted. Is D. Rees stalking me? Probably. Also, please stop stalking me, D. Rees.
Feel free to start stalking me, D. Rees.
Me too! My color was sparkly purple.
Oh sweet (see what I did there?)! My color was a light white-ish pink.