My morning Vital Juice Daily newsletter (they're ridiculous but I love them) was a round-up of four tiny gym "horror stories." All of which made me laugh, but this one did especially:
My gym's membership card is the same dimensions as an MTA card. I've accidentally handed my MTA card to the front desk attendees so many times, they don't even give me weird looks anymore!
Aaah! Anyone want to share more gym horror stories like this? Mine is that one time at the gym I went in and said, "I need to cancel my membership," and they said, "The right person isn't here right now"!!!