Excuse Me, You Have Something on Your Tooth
A wacky English gentleman got tattoos of Prince William and Kate Middleton on his two front teeth. I am sure he did it out of genuine love for the couple and excitement about their upcoming union and not as a desperate bid to get his name all over the internet. But I am really not that interested in his specific tattoo, so I am not even going to tell you his name. (Fine, I will. It's Barmy Baz Franks. And I only typed it out because it's catchy and kind of gets lodged in your mind and you can't stop repeating it. Barmy Baz Franks. Barmy Baz Franks.)
Anyway, about these dental tattoos. I sort of vaguely knew they existed, but hadn't spent much time thinking about them until right now. And then I googled them and realized that I could get one of Abraham Lincoln, which is really selling me on the idea. Check it out.
Right? It would be so awesome to have that on my right front tooth that sticks out a bit more than my left one. Who's with me? They only last for a few months, so it's no big deal to get one. Guys? Guys? Wait, why are you all backing slowly away from me when I smile?
true story: i once had a rhinestone glued to my tooth. not gonna lie, it was kind of awesome.
I've had one for about two years. When will this thing fall off?! Though yea, it's kind of awesome.
Wait, doesn't "barmy" mean "crazy" in British? I'm hoping that's not the name his parents gave him….
I say, GO FOR IT! Except it kind of looks like dirt. Will they do a tooth tattoo that is just all black? Like a blacked out tooth for a few months? Because I would maybe do that one.
ALSO! I just found http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/royals/index.html>this thing that gives you a "royal name".
Signed,
Duchess Punka Hadley Hontaston of Brooklynshire
@punkahontas bahahahhaaa! [Except they added "cock" to my name!
]
You should put one component of a pattern on each tooth so that when you smile you make a mosaic. Maybe of another smile, containing yet another?
@wallsdonotfall Or get one of your own face. Winking.
I'm getting one in the shape of a piece of spinach.
The best thing about tooth tattoos is how easy they are to remove. All you need is string, a door, and a bottle of cupcake vodka.
Those Tiger Woods teeth must be hot sellers.
Or, if you want a slightly Photoshopped version, get a tattoo of the guy who plays Mr. Rochester in the new Jane Eyre movie, who is nothing if not a Hot Abe Lincoln, and toothsome to boot.