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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

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Young Woman Leaves a Message for Ryan

After meeting a stylish guy that she liked, Dominic (Dominique?) gave him a call to signal her interest and let him know her whereabouts.

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HelloTitty

13 years old or 24 and drunk? You decide.

Tuna Surprise

Definitely young enough not to own a a copy of The Rules.

atipofthehat

I get these all the time. WHATever!

melis

So where does she work? Ebay or Jamba Juice? HOW WILL HE FIND HER?

veryanonymous

Aw, poor thing. She reminds me of Brittany Murphy's character in Clueless (Brittany Murphy -- an even sadder poor thing). Anyway, I think she sounds sweet. I hope this doesn't prevent her from ever openly expressing interest in a guy again.

Clare

Dominic/que, you are an inspiration.

saythatscool

I'm faxing her as we speak.

docstrawberry

We also have the same interest in indigestion.

saythatscool

This was great.

saythatscool

Oh God, I just looked at the account page for the video. It says "I got this message late Friday night. BTW - I didn't go out that night."
Oh man.

Becca

Loooove her!

This is like that scene from Swingers, but worse and real, but also better because no Jeremy Piven.

boyofdestiny

This must have been a pretty hairy interaction. Feigning indigestion is a bold and desperate escape strategy.

MaryRichards

Aw...I feel bad for this poor girl. I'm sure most of us have done something similar. Posting it was, in my opinion, a mean-spirited thing to do. Especially without censoring any sort of information that makes her identifiable.

HelloTitty

But we love her! How is that mean-spirited? (Perhaps my comment above can be interpreted as mean-spirited. If so, it was not my intent at all.)

melis

Something similar? Oh man, I have done a lot of terrible/stupid/drunk things in my day but I am pretty sure none of them even approached the glory of that message. That message was like a unicorn.

MaryRichards

I'm sorry - I was unclear. The "mean spirited" person was the dude who decided to make a private voicemail so very public. Really not nice!

ba-na-nas

so, what you're saying is that I *shouldn't* have posted that okcupid message that guy sent me from the point of view of his "one-eyed cat" on facebook?

Esther Werdiger

she's the best! she probably doesn't even remember making the call so it's all good, you guys. yay alcohol.

mfchavez

The girl has a pager AND a fax machine!

sp8ce

Im sure shell forget all about that guy the next morning and when he calls her shell be like "Who? What shirt?"

rayray

A radio show I used to listen to had an ongoing feature where listeners gave a number to anyone who chatted them up and they didn't want to actually hear from again, and of course the voicemail messages got forwarded to the radio station, and they played funny ones on air. But none of them, none, got close to the majesty of this one. (Not that I condone this practice in any way [unless it's really fucking funny]).

metalkpretty

When in junior high, my girl friends and I would prank call the "teen lines" listed in our local phone books. If we got an answering machine, we'd leave some bizarre message along these lines. Perhaps this is the modern, drunker version?

Gwan

Oh no! She got the fake indigestion and the fake number and then THIS. Also very confused whether she works at E-B-A-Y or J-A-M-B-A Juice.

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