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Thursday, March 10, 2011

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The Slutty New Troll

"The toy queen was so busy waving her slut wand at other dolls I sometimes thought we'd never get a turn," said one troll doll of its sexy new look. "But finally our day has come." "We are truly blessed," said another.

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mfchavez

and it all started with a few bejeweled bellybuttons...

Hero of the Beach

If you want to have a terrible afternoon, there are worse (better?) ways you could do it than this: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=trollz&aq=f

Hero of the Beach

God damn it, why did I have to take my own advice?

"What sexy and mouthwatering big female feet! This scene rocks and is amazing! Nice close ups of their feet, too.
Shadowanime12 3 months ago"

GoGoGojira

I was looking up above-knee amputations on YouTube (someone I know was having one, so I needed to do research!) and I uncovered a world of amputation and amputee fetishes.... as in, there's people who like amputees AND there's people who actually try to give themselves amputations.

heypaula

Not being short and dumpy = being a slut. If that's the criteria, I'm not a slut. PHEW!

If it has to do with the crazy, ill-fitting clothes and giant feet... total slut over here.

Lady Gagarin

I don't want to be one of those "my childhood" people, but... my childhood. My childhood?

blee

I came here with the intention of posting "nooooooooooooooooo my childhood." there is strength in numbers, maybe?

cloudmir

T-riffic

This was exactly my reaction. They're Trolls, for heaven's sake. TROLLS!

Fancy Mustard

Yet the old dolls still bear a stronger resemblance to the Olson twins than the new troll-human incarnation.

carogriffin

To quote Marge Simpson: I don't think anyone should be playing with a doll with such bizarre hair. Such awful, awful hair...

nonvolleyball

but what does Jon Cryer think of all this? http://video.teamcoco.com/video/conan.jsp?oid=246049&eref=sharethisUrl

nonvolleyball

ugh--they've been Bratz-ified!!! although as a fan of Fashion Star Fillies back in the day, I can safely say my preteen self would've been all over this new iteration, sadly.

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