Thursday, March 17, 2011



The shapes … the feelings … the high-quality gilded frames … it must be time for more Relationshapes!

I’ve received a lot of emails from men desperate for permission to read these comics.

Okay, boys, you can read this week’s installment of Relationshapes. Knock yourselves out — but be careful with all the emotions and strange feelings they provoke in you.

Let’s get to it!

The telephone here at Relationshapes HQ has been ringing of the hook with amazing voicemail messages. Here’s the latest:

“Hello, is this Relationshapes? It’s me, Dr. Drew, from television’s SEX ADDICTS INCORPORATED. I just wanted to call and tell you how much your comic means to me. I’ve been showing it to all my patients and they all love it. Do you like jogging? I think it would be fun to go jogging with you. So please call me back on my home phone. I’ll have my personal assistant send it to your assistant, assuming you have one. Oh, just one other thing: I think I’m falling in love with you.”

Previously: Relationshapes: Part Two

David Rees is a former political cartoonist. Now he is an artisanal pencil sharpener.

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what is this i don't even.

Hot mayonnaise

Who said what now?


I just can not get enough! Im pressing my face against my laptop screen just trying to get closer and closer and closer and closer.....


Yes! I love Relationshapes. For once, Dr. Drew and I are on the same page.


Aren't all feelings about sports?


I get closer and closer to paying for an artisanal pencil sharpening with each installment of Relationshapes.


Me also, so much. Also, is it just me - and it often is - but is David Rees kind of a massive hottie? Going by the photos on his site. "Mum, I've met the man of my dreams." "Really, darling, what does he do?" "He is an artisanal pencil sharpener."


And how! Too cute for words. Plus he is good with his hands (I assume. From the artisanal pencil sharpening) and has a keen understanding of fine art (Relationshapes). David Rees is definitely a catch in my book.


I am really starting to identify with Relationshapes :(

hairdresser on fire

I want to sew a blanket out of this internet-fabric and lie with it wrapped around me forever and ever and ever.

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