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A "Perfict" Boy Is Hard to Find
This girl knows it's never too early to face reality and start crossing things off your "haves" list. "OK, I guess he can be fat, as along as he's funny and sort of tall." Pretty much.
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Good thing she’s okay with him being a little stuped.
A little stuped? Is there a demand for boys with bad posture?
Yes, as long as his hair is soft and he's still kind of tall.
Don't forget funny…
I think we are overlooking the importance of him being "my friend."
This is my current list.
Mine as well….i might be willing to give up soft hair if it came down to it!
I don't even require hair.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
I'm actually willing to give up the "soft hair" as well.
Looks like she crossed off "thick as a coke can".
That was assumed. What did you THINK "nice body" meant?!?!?
I think the crossed out part looks like "Not verry…" but I just can't make out that last word.
I inverted the colours in the picture and still couldn't make out the bottom two points. And well, today is a slow morning.
Nerd! Not verry nerd. I think she crossed it off because it's redundant with a little stuped?
Four letters, ends in either "rd" or "nl"?
hard?
a little "stuped" is a DEF must!!
personally i like a lot stuped, thank you. don't talk just love me.
In high school a teacher asked us to make a list of our perfect spouses (I don't know what kind of crap school I went to either) and I way overthought it so the only thing I ended up writing down was, "Not a mouthbreather." She made us read them out loud and all the mouthbreathers in class were like, "Well, I didn't want to date you anyway!" but I know secretly they were hurt.
If she stays with that list for the rest of her life she's going to do great. Although I personally would trade soft hair for crazy hair. I like crazy hair that sticks out in odd angles.
…if you're not going to eat all of those skittles, could I have a couple?
Hahaha, and over here, I've been wasting time trying to figure out if they were skittles or peanut m&ms.
I'm concerned that she isn't old enough to spell "stupid, perfect, or heart" but knows that she wants a 'nice body' in a boy??? wtf are they teaching kids in school??
I'm pretty sure no one needs to be "taught" that.
Also, wrt to the misspellings, based on some people in my office, she could very well be in her 40s.
lmao@ imaging a 40 yr old woman writing this….changes the humor entirely!!
I sometimes tutor this 11-year-old who spends her free time searching google images and youtube for phrases like "zac efron abs" and "nick jonas shirtless" (when she's not searching for juicy couture and just staring at the items for sale) and I find it astounding. She too is no spelling prodigy because boyz and shoppinggg and Justin Bieber take precedence over plebeian concerns like achieving basic literacy. I give her 5 years tops before she finds ohnotheydidnt and takes up permanent residence
I recall that up until about 4th or 5th grade, most dudes, including this one, would refuse to acknowledge that they loved the ladies (or other dudes for that matter, but obviously, that's an entirely different thread). In fact, if you liked a girl, you had to keep it very secret and maybe (MAYBE!) you would tell one or two other dudes in confidence. That was really lame.
Sometimes I had to pretend not to like my female friends so that I wouldn't be accused of having a GIRLFRIEND. Having a girlfriend would have been a fate worse than death.
My best friend's 3rd-grade son regularly gets crap from the boys in his class because his 2 best friends are girls, so they call him a "girlfriend." Guess some things never change…
When I was in elementary school I definitely made fun of boys who friends were all girls.
That sounds like something you would do, Spates.
Girls can be like that too at that age. My FAVORITE classmate by far was a dude, once someone else in our class casually called him my boyfriend. I don't think they were even trying to upset me, but I immediately burst in to tears, "he's NOT my boyfriend!!!!", etc. Total melt-down, even though I REALLY wanted him to be my boyfriend.
Because I am sure that you all want to know, my childhood list was:
1) has to like the purple popsicles (that meant grape. I hated them and didn't want to have a bunch of grape popsicles left over because I am not wasteful)
2) has to like to play outside
3) has to be a good listener (I am a talker)(a major talker)