Oh, look! Andrew Breitbart, everybody's favorite Tea Party truth-machine, is at it again! This time he's released some very hilarious cartoons that play cleverly on the fact that Michelle Obama is fat. Wait..she is? YES! Don't you know anything? She has to eat like 100 burgers a day to keep her arms so flabby. Anyway, the real lesson hidden in this extremely funny but also very logical cartoon is that vegetables are dangerous. They are? YES! They'll make your ears GIGANTIC.