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Whale's Voice Is So Annoying That No One Will Come Near Him
If you feel lonely, at least your life doesn't suck as bad as this whale's.
And here's a sample of the way he sounds, if you can stand it. STFUW!
Poor whaley!
You're writing for the New York Times now? It's all happening so fast.
Just think how happy it would make the whale if he knew that so many people cared about him. And yet he will never know. And that just makes it so much sadder.
I'm going to put on some Mazzy Star and curl up in the fetal position on the floor, now…
OMG I was literally just about to send this in to you guys! (Also, STFUW, haha)
steppenwhale!
I think it's interesting that they don't even know what kind of a whale it is. They're obviously able to track it, so why not go take a few pictures or something?
12 year old future marine biologist me is very intrigued by all this.
this is so incredibly sad.
I smell a Pixar movie!