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Friday, February 4, 2011

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The New American Wine Glass

News you can use: The Starbucks Trenta cup can hold an entire bottle of wine. And although the Starbucks Trenta cup technically holds more liquid than the average human stomach, I know for a fact that the average human stomach can hold a bottle of wine, so all is well. Plus the straw could help with teeth stains. And if you got a bendy straw you could drink it lying down, and it would be like you were playing hospital with yourself.

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EleanorRigby

Do they charge for cups like in movie theaters? A friend wants to know.

petejayhawk

I swear your comment was not there when I also wrote "A friend wants to know," which is awesome.

petejayhawk

Is playing hospital with yourself anything like playing doctor with yourself? A friend wants to know.

CJane

I have to agree, my stomach can also hold a bottle of wine. Maybe more. Sadly, the next day, I find it can't hold anything, not even toast or undercooked eggs or even a coffee. How does that work?

PBandJ

AND you have the special cache of carrying around a Starbucks cup, which means you are totally a first-world drunk!

atipofthehat

Makes driving easier!

Katie Walsh

I was about to say "perfect for the car!"

forrealz

The most satisfying wine to drink with a straw is champagne. Um, according to my.. friend.

eliss

no way! Bubbles overload! It would literally just be air going into your mouth

fancypants

This will be PERFECT for work.

Jolie Kerr

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

boyofdestiny

I just wish it were opaque. The only way I survived the Macy's Thanksgiving parade a few years ago was a big Starbucks cup of wine.

TooCool4School

I this that people are forgetting how much space the ice takes up in a cup. Really, with the ice, it's not so much liquid.

bean

i have been doing this for years and years

steponitvelma

Nalgene bottles also hold a whole bottle of wine and are more opaque, so it's less obvious that it's wine. Also, reusable! Of course, i heard all this from a friend, so. . .

campione

They also hold a can and a half of Joose. I heard that from my friend too...

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

Tell your friend to *call me

matilda wormwood

Nalgene - I can verify that.
Opaque cups - My old boyfriend used to get the biggest possible Gulp of Diet Pepsi from 7-11 every morning. That cup was bigger than his head; it would definitely fit a bottle of wine.

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