Friday, February 4, 2011


The New American Wine Glass

News you can use: The Starbucks Trenta cup can hold an entire bottle of wine. And although the Starbucks Trenta cup technically holds more liquid than the average human stomach, I know for a fact that the average human stomach can hold a bottle of wine, so all is well. Plus the straw could help with teeth stains. And if you got a bendy straw you could drink it lying down, and it would be like you were playing hospital with yourself.


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Do they charge for cups like in movie theaters? A friend wants to know.


I swear your comment was not there when I also wrote "A friend wants to know," which is awesome.


Is playing hospital with yourself anything like playing doctor with yourself? A friend wants to know.


I have to agree, my stomach can also hold a bottle of wine. Maybe more. Sadly, the next day, I find it can't hold anything, not even toast or undercooked eggs or even a coffee. How does that work?


AND you have the special cache of carrying around a Starbucks cup, which means you are totally a first-world drunk!


Makes driving easier!

Katie Walsh

I was about to say "perfect for the car!"


The most satisfying wine to drink with a straw is champagne. Um, according to my.. friend.


no way! Bubbles overload! It would literally just be air going into your mouth


This will be PERFECT for work.

Jolie Kerr



I just wish it were opaque. The only way I survived the Macy's Thanksgiving parade a few years ago was a big Starbucks cup of wine.


I this that people are forgetting how much space the ice takes up in a cup. Really, with the ice, it's not so much liquid.


i have been doing this for years and years


Nalgene bottles also hold a whole bottle of wine and are more opaque, so it's less obvious that it's wine. Also, reusable! Of course, i heard all this from a friend, so. . .


They also hold a can and a half of Joose. I heard that from my friend too...

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

Tell your friend to *call me

matilda wormwood

Nalgene - I can verify that.
Opaque cups - My old boyfriend used to get the biggest possible Gulp of Diet Pepsi from 7-11 every morning. That cup was bigger than his head; it would definitely fit a bottle of wine.

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