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The Best Time I Peed on Something for Revenge

Jessica: OK I meant to pee on my ex-boyfriend’s car, but I was smart enough to be like, “It’s going to be really embarrassing if he catches me squatting on his hood,” so my roommates and I peed in Dunkin Donuts coffee cups and empty Ben & Jerry’s containers and brought them over to his house to dump on his car.

Edith: Oh my god.

Jessica: But then his car wasn’t there!!!!!!!!!
So we just left them on his porch.

Jessica Grose is an associate editor at Slate.



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