"Zzzzzzzz. [Jerks awake.] Oh, hey Lady Gaga...I didn't hear you come in. I must've fallen asleep watching House Hunters International again. Girl, it's so weird. I was just having this crazy dream about you. You were wearing a really boring outfit and just sitting super still and there were all these flowing scarvey things around you. And then — it was hilarious — you kept trying to sell me this lipstick that doesn't actually turn your lips any color. And that's when I woke up. Ha! Dreams are so random. Anyway, thanks for coming to pick me up. Let me get my butt off this couch and we'll go hit the club."