Edith & Cassie Learn How to Put Foundation, Errr, This Stuff On
This morning Edith gave me a bunch of MAC Wonder Woman makeup, which was SO NICE and will really transform my look for spring. I wanted to repay her, so this afternoon I sent her a fun how-to video and we had a chat about it.
Me: Edith, I am telling you, as a friend, that you’re really not very good at putting on makeup. So I wanted to send you this very helpful tutorial.
Edith: LOLOL. OMG I’ve been doing it all wrong.
Me: Yeah, the thing I didn’t realize was that you have to let the makeup run completely out in the compact before you apply any to your face.
Me: It was worth all of her effort though, because she looks positively transformed.
Edith: Woman Transforms Self With Makeup
Me: Exactly. I love the ending. “OK. [Snaps compact shut.]”
Edith: Whyyyy was it over so quick? It was just getting started!!!!
Me: Please stop crying, Edith!!!
Edith: OMG, I canttttttt
Me: Just stuff a bunch of foundation into your tear ducts! It works like a charm.