Tired of being cast as "someone's child" or "baby that pooped," Aiden felt especially blessed for this opportunity to flex his acting muscles.
babies, commercials, rape, acting
In all fairness, his girlfriend showed up to daycare dressed like a total slut. So she kinda had it coming.
For sure! Plus, I heard he bought her a juicebox--so she pretty much owed him.
She had too much juice and just had buyers remorse. I should know...
For sure! Plus, I heard he bought her a juicebox...so she pretty much owed him.
It was only baby date rape.
And the baby wasn't wearing a red onesie.
I can just imagine how many humble brags this kid's mom is doing right now.
My sister just had a baby. I'm gonna send her this right away so my nephew doesn't grow up to be a rapist!
Which parents are teaching their tiny infant baby boys about sexual violence?
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