Ken, Watson, and Brad are all competing on Jeopardy, but only one of them is a computer.
Watson! Watson is a supercomputer, and he just demolished Ken and Brad in a practice round leading up to their Valentine's Day Jeopardy death match. Here's what his voice sounds like:
Sort of soothing and mature, like he could take care of you. Like he could just really be in charge of you, forever. Plus he's so smart. Watson, are you reading this? Watson, are you always reading everything? : )