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Here Comes the Trenta!
By May 3, we can all finally drink from Starbucks' latest, largest drinking vessel ever, the "Trenta." At 916 ml the Trenta is 325 ml bigger than its closest sibling the Venti, and about 16 ml bigger than the average human stomach. Can you handle her? I'm tryn'ta. It was for practicing jokes like that that we took the day off yesterday.
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See, I woulda gone the trenta, cuarenta route. That's likely because I'm a little bit racist.
It would be cool if we could go ahead and drink straight out of that stomach!
soooo…in order to drink it all we would actually need to throw up a little bit to make more room??
thats cool…i throw up a lil bit every time i order from starbucks.
[hand over heart, gushes] I want your Twitter feed.
LOL….i dont know the code or slang or whatever…but i think it's Thundacat_1. or maybe theThundacat. i dont know!! find me and follow me. or dont, whatevs!
#followme!
Disappointing that cunt doesn't make its way in Twittsville. #sendalink
yeah…cunts are like that…dont travel well.
I'm very excited for the slurpee machine and nacho bar that Starbucks will be unveiling next month.
I'm fairly certain you anus would turn into its own slurpee machine after 916 mls of Kenyan Roast.
bwaaahaa!!!
Average "pop" can?
I used to purchase a pop with my grinder but sometimes I was still thirsty so I would have to go to the bubbler.
What sort of Southeast-Michigander-piece-of-shit-infographic is this? Because I don't think they can afford a Trenta up there anymore.
Are we in college again, comparing Maryland and Ohio words. Nightmare.
Breccia joined the group "If you call pop SODA I will slice open your eyeballs and lap at the oozing, viscous liquid protein that slowly drips down over your terror-stricken face."
You should have a bladder size comparison too.
Sometimes I think the "buy local" movement is getting a bit silly. Then I remember that locally-owned coffee shops won't try to sell me a quarter-gallon of charcoal-bean milkshake and then ask if I want whipped cream on top.
Do you mean because it is implicit that you DO want whipped cream on top, duuuuh?
OBVIOUSLY. Stupid baristas.
Most popular baby name in America (female), 2013: Trenta
This, this, must surely be a good a sign of the apocalypse as anything else.