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Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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Here Comes the Trenta!

By May 3, we can all finally drink from Starbucks' latest, largest drinking vessel ever, the "Trenta." At 916 ml the Trenta is 325 ml bigger than its closest sibling the Venti, and about 16 ml bigger than the average human stomach. Can you handle her? I'm tryn'ta. It was for practicing jokes like that that we took the day off yesterday.

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Dreidel Hustler

See, I woulda gone the trenta, cuarenta route. That's likely because I'm a little bit racist.

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PBandJ

It would be cool if we could go ahead and drink straight out of that stomach!

thundacunt_1

soooo...in order to drink it all we would actually need to throw up a little bit to make more room??

thats cool...i throw up a lil bit every time i order from starbucks.

Dreidel Hustler

[hand over heart, gushes] I want your Twitter feed.

thundacunt_1

LOL....i dont know the code or slang or whatever...but i think it's Thundacat_1. or maybe theThundacat. i dont know!! find me and follow me. or dont, whatevs!

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Dreidel Hustler

Disappointing that cunt doesn't make its way in Twittsville. #sendalink

thundacunt_1

yeah...cunts are like that...dont travel well.

mxandb

I'm very excited for the slurpee machine and nacho bar that Starbucks will be unveiling next month.

saythatscool

I'm fairly certain you anus would turn into its own slurpee machine after 916 mls of Kenyan Roast.

saythatscool

Average "pop" can?

I used to purchase a pop with my grinder but sometimes I was still thirsty so I would have to go to the bubbler.

What sort of Southeast-Michigander-piece-of-shit-infographic is this? Because I don't think they can afford a Trenta up there anymore.

PBandJ

Are we in college again, comparing Maryland and Ohio words. Nightmare.

breccia

Breccia joined the group "If you call pop SODA I will slice open your eyeballs and lap at the oozing, viscous liquid protein that slowly drips down over your terror-stricken face."

graffin

You should have a bladder size comparison too.

DoctorDisaster

Sometimes I think the "buy local" movement is getting a bit silly. Then I remember that locally-owned coffee shops won't try to sell me a quarter-gallon of charcoal-bean milkshake and then ask if I want whipped cream on top.

garge

Do you mean because it is implicit that you DO want whipped cream on top, duuuuh?

DoctorDisaster

OBVIOUSLY. Stupid baristas.

mytie

Most popular baby name in America (female), 2013: Trenta

bronwyn

This, this, must surely be a good a sign of the apocalypse as anything else.

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