Do I Really Need to Wear Highlighter on My Face?
YES! If not every day — and then I would ask you, “Why not every day?” — then at least if you know you’re going to have your picture taken or you care generally about being as beautiful as possible. Like, if you see models and actresses and think, “If only I had her cheekbones!” and you are NOT wearing highlighter, you are playing yourself. But if you don’t ever think that, then no.
I’m sure there are lots of brands that work well, and it’s more important to try highlighter than to get the exact right kind, but in general Nars Orgasm Illuminator ($29) is THE best. (Editor's note: No one is paying Jane to say this!) It’s really subtle, dewy, works with all skin tones and will not make you look like a whore. It’s liquid so you have to work fast with it and be aggressive about blending, but if you do it right, people will be all “LIKE LIKE LIKE” on all your Facebook photos from now on. If you can’t get your hands on the Nars, I’ve gotten away with using the highlighting eye shadow that comes in most eye shadow palettes. I just put it on with my fingers same as I would the liquid. To me, powder highlighters are often too obvious and the sparkles can get all over your face and shirt, and you end up looking like a Real Housewife and no.
So here’s what you do.
1. Put on your foundation like you normally do every morning (right? haha), apply blush to the apples of your cheeks, and then add bronzer if necessary (look for an upcoming post about when that might be!).
2. Take a tiny, tiny, like baby-pea-sized-if-that amount of the Illuminator and sweep it on the top of your cheekbone from the middle of your cheek up to your temple. Know what I mean? Like drawing a swoosh kind of low under your eye.
3. Now blend like crazy so it’s not just a line.
4. I often come back in with a little blush underneath at the end just to make sure there’s no line. If you did it right, it’s very subtle and no one will know what’s going on other than you have a glowy, Eva Mendes/Mandy Moore, Leighton Meester/Rihanna quality about you now and a seed of jealous hatred is growing in them. Good job!
Photos via Spoiled Pretty and Makeup Kitten
Jane Feltes is a VERY CLASSY LADY and produces the radio program "This American Life." She can be seen regularly on stage at The Talent Show in Brooklyn and also blogs about cooking awesome meals for that special someone — herself — at ReadyMade.












AGREE! This is a make-up must. I just got Lorac Oil Free Luminizer and I love it.
Thanks, Nars. I've been needing something to illuminate my orgasm. AM I RIGHT, LADIES?!?!! LIGHT THAT SHIT UP
So did any of the other boys just read the headline, open their desk drawer, take out that florescent pen, and squint at it suspiciously?
Hahahaha. "I guess if I have to…"
Wait, no, that was kind of me, and I'm a girl. They created new make-up, and no one told me!
But truefax, pink hi-liter (like, marker kind) = awesome lip stain in a pinch, and this has been Doing Your Makeup Like A Street Urchin Would with Carrie Hill Wilner.
Awesome. Next week, White Out Your EYES! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6oW0XzmIL0&feature=related
The weirdly lit Rihanna-as-Oompa-Loompa picture didn't help.
TRUE EXCEPT Nars Orgasm working on everyone demonstrably false, see eg. my black haired super-duper-white skinned self, supra. The Benefit pinkish thing in the tube with the holes in the top, something "Gal" works pretty well tho for me and probably the two other people in the world with my coloring who definitely are reading this comment.
Benefit = so very very good to those of us who are maybe a little ridiculously pale. If they ever stop making that Dandelion powder, I will go into a hulk-rage.
I totally agree that Benefit pinkish thing is awesome, and I'm not pale! It makes me feel like a frost-bitten snow princess with magic, shiny cheeks!
Yes yes yes to everything Benefit! That Gal is great alone (as is their new shimmery take on it, Girl Meets Pearl), but for highlighter, I like to mix in High Beam with my tinted moisturizer AND THEN add a little more on top of that to my cheekbones.
(As you can tell, I am just a tad Benefit-obsessed.)
I like Smashbox. Just so you guys know.
Yeah, me too! That "All Star" song was pretty catchy, right?
But all those magazines tell me to eliminate shine! They don't want my face shiny, now it's supposed to be shiny! But a dull shiny! Screw it. I'm going to make my whole face Macbook Air silver. Take that beauty experts! This is the year of the robot!
Oof! And to think this whole time I was putting blush OVER my bronzer!
Are you serious? When I saw this Rihanna picture where she looks like she was finger painted in the face by a 4 years old I expected a snarky article about how some people think wearing a clown's face* is attractive and not a piece of advice how to plaster layers of colour on your mug.
*I'm referring to people who just PAINT themselves a clown face, not suggesting to actually wear the face cut off a dead clown.
Get that crap off ya face! You ain't a wrinkled, pockmarked old fruit yet. Blush, bronzer, foundation and Gleam-cream…what the lord gave you cannot be in need of so much gunk!
Unless. Of course, you're a southern gal or in porn; in which case, my apologies about criticizing your culture.
Is that Natalie Portman? Or is it me in my new highlighter, blended just so. I can't tell…
Has anyone else here ever noticed that in every single little listicle or article ever written in every magazine or blog that falls into the category of makeup artist secrets, or secret beauty tips or new beauty tips, etc, Always, always always offers the top secret, CIA level trick of putting highlighter or pale shadow in the corner of your eyes, near your nose?
Maybe all of you have the self control not to read all those listicles. Not me. Maybe not Jane? Hi Jane. Also, I think highlighter is teh reason that makeup went from hideous (brown-orange shadow, streaky blush and too dark lips) too remarkably pretty, on tv and film about 8 years ago. Everyone started looking softer and glowier.
bonnie! first off, the word "listicle" is giving me a special, funny feeling. second off, i think you are so right!! and in response to Sarcastic Meow, there are both "shiny/oily" looks and "glowy/dewy" looks and i hope i didn't make the two sound as one. because i may promote the shiny oily one in future Valentine's Day posts. or worse.
Ha-aay!
Omg, so true. I'm glad I scrolled down because I was going to say the same thing! American women…ugh.
MEN!
THIS IS OUR MONTGOMERY!
MEN! You are on a WOMEN'S WEBSITE! An AMERICAN WOMEN'S WEBSITE! So, do attempt to behave politely.
Failed satire.
When I am impolite, it's mostly from eating bits of home fry that fell on the table.
I knew that YOU were just playing, Multi, and I almost unfailingly adore your comments. Not so sure about the instigator up there…..
Dating is so much more relaxing when your date needs to earn back her passport out of your safety deposit box.
i enjoy embracing my inner goddess on the outside of my face, up between my eyes and cheeks. i mean, i would. i haven't done this yet! i just started wearing blush everyday. adding it to the list.
OK. I bought it. Damn you irresistible imp!
I literally just created an account to say I bought highlighter today and now I look like Leighton Meester.
@Siouxsie And I thought that was a picture of Keira Knightley…