Thursday, January 6, 2011


Decoding the Bird-Death Maps

Here's a visual representation of all the places birds have died en masse in the past couple days. We're basically living the opening montage of a movie about the apocalypse at this point. But what does it all mean? Well, if you zoom in and draw lines from each of the little e-pegs, you can see the birds are trying to tell us something.

Asia and Australia should expect a giant bat, or some kind of flying devil.

Europe can look forward to a sideways ghost.

And at home we can be on the lookout for a witch with a knife.


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Good. I've been looking for something weird to obsess about since Lost ended.


I wish I knew whether or not this actually was the beginning of the end. I really have no desire to write this paper or study for my exams, and knowing that the world was really going to end would really help in justifying my procrastination.


I really wish that Anderson Cooper would kick out Kirk Cameron and invite you to add sense to this situation. People need to be made aware of the secret alien/witch collective and they need to prepare.


What did I miss? Is Kirk Cameron a spokesman for the apocalypse? I'm nervous now.


Kirk Cameron paid a visit to Anderson Cooper where he was all, "Hey, no, the end of times isn't coming! Don't worry! Sometimes birds just fall from the sky!"

And goodness knows we should always believe the exact opposite of what Kirk Cameron says.


Ok, Google cleared this up for me. He's still totally hot.


Waaiit. I thought he was a crazy bible person now.


Also @PeanutButterandJellySandwiches/I'm hungry, isn't that just what the apocalypse wants us to believe? Everyone, get back to work, nothing to see here, until a giant flying witch stabs you in the brazilian?

Dreidel Hustler

OK, so at least the witch is gonna kill the Brazilians.


I repeat my requests for a) a GHOSTS tag and b) acknowledgement that The Core called this shit years ago.

Edith Zimmerman



While this makes me like you more, Edith, you should remember that the only way to succeed on the web is to ignore what users ask for.


Millions of canaries in this coal-mine of a planet.

George Kr

i think this just cured my winter depression. can't stop smiling.


This clearly warrants another Paddy Johnson about Edith's artistic genius!


The post makes me happy. Can we get Edith one of those Kennedy Center comedy superperson awards. It's gonna happen.


Mothman. It's definitely Mothman.


Edith, can you please re-do the constellations and make a zodiac for our times? Thanks!


Whaaat? When did all those birds die in New Zealand and why don't I know about it?


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