Barbie Sweet Talking Ken Doll Cannot Possibly Be Real, and Yet He Is


Barbie Sweet Talking Ken can record up to five seconds of audio and then play it back in a high-pitched, normal, or low-pitched voice, as demonstrated in the video above. What would you make BSTK say? “Oh wazzzupp, get my dick sucked, what are youuu doing?” and variations of that are the first, second, and third things I can think of, for whatever reason (I know the reason).

Among the reviews on Amazon, all of them five-star:

it might be a good idea to buy a second one, trust me you are going to want one for yourself… no matter the age!!!!!

… True.

Kids move over . . . every woman needs this Sweet Talking Ken. It’s as simple as this . . . press down on his left pectoral muscle, hold and record, “Julia, you the hottest chick I know!” Then let go and just like MAGIC – Ken repeats it in his DEEP KEN VOICE!! He will tell you whatever you want to hear – or what your husband should be saying!! “I really appreciate everything you do Julia” “You are the best wife & mother in whole world Julia!” “No, your jeans don’t make your butt look big honey!!” “To be honest with you Julia, I like my wife a little chunky!”

And so far there’s only one drawback:

[O]n the back of the package Ken (Mattel) promises, “I’ll say it over and over until you record again!” But I could not get that to happen. Unfortunately, Ken only repeats what I say one time only, and immediately after I say it. This is too bad, because think of what a cute way to (a) apologize or (b) propose

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