"Having an abortion does not increase the risk of mental health problems, but having a baby does." —Is your child too young to understand the jokes you're now crafting at its expense?
babies, pregnancy, abortion
Preemptive apologies for the overly flip original title, "Abortions Not So Bad." They're still pretty bad!
"Abortions Not As Bad As Other Things" works.
Or "Post Partum? I Barely Know 'Um!"
My ex-wife was such a hypocrite, she is dead set against abortion.
Different fucking story when she found out my girlfriend was pregnant.
when I worked at an abortion fund, we said much more flip things about abortion every day!
If this was Jezebel, the title would read "ABORTIONS AWESOME DO IT RIGHT NOW EVEN IF YOU AREN'T PREGNANT!" Just saying.
The only joke I'm put in mind of is Anthony Kennedy.
The episode of Maury I watched this morning wholeheartedly concurs.
Pregnancy itself can make you feel bonkers, just totally unlike yourself.
Thanks for posting this, Edith! It's an enlightening read :)
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