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What Are the Feminists Refusing to Discuss at Christmas Dinner This Year?
Previously: What Are the Feminists Pissed About Today?
Ann Friedman is a feminist. Sometimes, when she is drinking white zin at her parents' house in Iowa, she makes pie charts.
My motto is "Make pies, not pie charts!"
-whether or not you are changing your last name when you get married next year
- what, exactly, you are drinking
Here is a sentence that my dad said to me mere hours after I arrived home from the airport: "I don't understand what you mean when you talk about white privilege. I don't get any special privileges."
I love your dad! That's much less offensive than it could have been.
Yeah, the funny part is that I never actually brought up white privilege in the first place.
This actually happened: my dad was bitching about the lame perks for his level of frequent flyer, and I said he should tell me more about his #whitegirlproblems.
My impending divorce, and the fact that yes, I am seeing someone, because it makes me feel better.
-Why you don't have a boyfriend
––>subdiscussion: Whether or not you are a lesbian.
———>sub-subdiscussion: Whether or not the family will "love you anyway, we just want you to be happy, but we really hope you aren't a lesbian."
Add more wine, and repeat!
JULIAN ASSANGE.