"[E-mail is] so lame.” —Today's youth have important things to tell one another as fast as they can.
technology, cell phones, texting, e-mail, the computer
I mean really, the lamest of all here is Lena Jenny, who said texting was so quick that "I sometimes have an answer before I even shut my phone."
Who has a phone you have to shut anymore?
(Although sometimes you can slide it shut, if you have an Android.)
What are the odds Lena, 17, from Cupertino, CA, has an Android? That chick is straight-up clam shell and you know it.
It's a slide. Check the photo in the left margin. Spoiled brat, that Lena (Who has time to get a job and buy my own phone? I have 300 texts a day to answer!)
According to Urban Dictionary, "Shut my phone" is slang for "Rainbow Party"
I just listened to Edith's speaking voice you guys! http://www.thisamericanlife.org/sites/all/play_music/play_full.php?play=422&podcast=1
I'm heartbroken that you can't marry Christmas cookies.
I just listened to Edith's microphone-lowering noise!
Don't even get me started on how hard it is to get any of my twentysomething peers to answer a damn email. I am officially an Old.
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