Monday, November 29, 2010


Oh No I Left My Keys Inside!

A woman who locked herself out of her house came up with an outside-the-box solution, which is that she lit her house on fire.

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sorry your heinous

Sometimes outside-the-box ideas are outside-the-box for a reason. [tip: use fire to get at the sweet, sweet idea meat inside!]


Oh, MAN! Locking myself out really infuriates me! I mean, it just burns me up!!! Fortunately for my house, I'm a non-smoker, and my neighbors are non-crazy, so the process usually stops somewhere around the point where I knock on a nearby door and announce, "I've locked myself out. Do you have any matches?"


"Lorean Simmons"...AKA Lanny?????!!!!!?????!!!!!

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