Friday, November 5, 2010


Lively Woman Is in Trouble

Presented without comment, because what could I even say.

According to investigators, [Melissa Lee] Williams — who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn — showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to "eat my pussy."

While Danny Williams declined said invitation," the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

If only SIGTEMPOIGTCYFT were easier to type.

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What to say, indeed. There are several things here that are concerning, in no particular order: odor, the 'p' word, knives, living a few doors down from your estranged hubby, odor again.


And straight into my RSS goes the tag.


Quentin Tarantino should add this scene to his next film.

Whatever that film happens to be about, he should just put this scene in there somewhere. It would probably fit right in.


Wow, that photo was enough to give me the dry heaves; the story just pushed me over the edge.




Well, she could follow some of those tips offered in that earlier post. For instance, carrying yourself like a beautiful person would (which I am pretty sure means never SIGTEMPOIGTCYFTing) and attending a prison camp.


This reminds me of the following story, which I spotted in my local paper last december:

Woman Arrested Over Demands That Monroe Couple Have Three-Way Sex

Actually, though, the story above makes what this Monroe woman did seem almost ... demure.


Damn … the link in my comment above is broken. Here it is again:


Alpine Joe

I'm going to remember this story for the next time I really need to puke but just...can't....get....there.


Ironically, Sigtem Poigt cyfts are a leading cause of horrible vaginal odor.


She may be very disagreeable, if not possibly mentally deranged, and very very smelly but I don't think she's ugly, when I take a longer look at that photo, which is not very flattering. I just felt I had to pipe up for her on that level.

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